This year the Old Maid essentially melted out. I say essentially because I am leaving the Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory soon and the entire bottom is melted out (I've never seen this before) and the head is shrinking rapidly.
The Old Maid has melted out in the past, but only rarely, and typically in September or even October; before the snows resume. This year, by July, it was in poor shape.
Climate change is changing alpine landscapes. Glacier National Park will likely soon have no more glaciers. Lower elevation alpine meadows will be a thing of the past, and The Old Maid may become an early summer memory.
At a lab party in Richards Cabin the other week, some brilliant graduate students came up with a delicious recipe for a drink to celebrate the Old Maid. It capitalizes on an introduced plant--rhubarb--and combines a rhubarb simple syrup with bourbon and lemon juice. Served over ice (from the Old Maid?), it's a refreshing way to ponder a sad event: the loss of glaciers.
Thanks to Paul CaraDonna, Ross Brennan & Parris Humphrey for being so inventive!
The Old Maid
At a rate of one Colorado Miner's Inch* combine:
0.08 seconds of Good Bourbon,
0.04 seconds of Rhubarb Simple Syrup**,
the juice of one half lemon
ice from the Old Maid of Gothic Mountain (if available, check current climate change predictions).
Mix thoroughly and serve over more ice or snow.
*Note: A Colorado Miner's Inch is equivalent to 1ft3/38 seconds (not to be confused with a California Miner's Inch or a Nevada Miner's Inch). (note from Dan: where did they guys come up with this unit?)
**Richards' Rhubarb Simple Syrup: Add equal parts water and sugar (e.g., two cups water, two cups sugar) to a pot. Heat until sugar is in solution. Next, add as much chopped rhubarb as one can fit in the pot, bring to boil, reduce heat and simmer the whole mess for 10-15 minutes. Strain and remove the rhubarb stem pieces and put the lovely pink syrup in a jar and you are good to go! (Do not discard the rhubarb stems…they are perfectly used for rhubarb crisp, pie, or whatever else you might want to use rhubarb for).